Saturday, January 27, 2007

My Pretty Shiner

I gave myself a black eye. Even better, I ran into a chair. I'm just glad that I didn't require medical attention. I can only imagine how that conversation would have gone...
Dr: You ran into a...chair?
Me: I was bending over to pick something up, and caught the edge of a dining room chair.
Dr: You know that you can talk to me openly...
Me: No, really, I ran into a chair.
Dr: Hmmm, let me just make a note here on your chart...
Me: Arg! I ran into a chair!

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